I recently reported exclusively that Rapper Stormzy apparently had become a client of Coutts & Co, showing the increasing penetration by the bank into the reaches of our artistic and musical businesses.

Why, certain younger Coutts staff, I was informed, even composed their own rap in celebration of clinching this superstar’s account.

Well, blow me down and call me cuz! An actual rap has indeed just been laid down featuring the Queen’s bank itself.

A new rapper on the scene called KAY2B has unveiled his latest harmony, filming his song from outside Coutts’ own offices at 440 Strand. The hit, in a dril...