Yes, it’s time once again to reveal the annual Grand Pooter awards for outstanding private banking and wealth performance.

As usual wealth players have been queuing up to submit their entries for 2020, such is the prestige of these glittering prizes. 

All “Pooters”, as our awards are called, are made of recycled plastic, such are our splendid environmental credentials. The prize-giving ceremonies are held at the luxury foodbank behind the Savoy Hotel.

Our accolades are selected by a very wide panel of expert judges (consisting actually of just one person, F Pooter Esq). For democracy, objectivity an...